This chair photo deserves a caption contest

Posted by Nathan Williams in Field Notes

Please help me caption this photo... some initial offerings:

Cat Woman meets Lay-Z-Boy!

Spills just wipe right off!

Yes, but can I get it in Chartreuse?

Calling Moon base Alpha… Come in, Moon Base Alpha…

I’d love to help you with the dishes, Honey,
but my thighs are stuck to this chair!

Looks like a cozy place to curl up and
read a Stephen King novel…

Forget Swedish Traditional – Everything is going
Axe-Murder Chic in 2010!

Honey, come quick. The chair absorbed the dog again!